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Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

9+23
(2 years)

£546.47

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)
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Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
Diesel

Fuel -
Diesel

Non-metallic

Paint -
Flat

Manual

Gearbox -
Manual

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
*Brand New*
2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual
2 years
rental
9 + 23
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
£546 .47
per month inc VAT
Ling Loves Idiots

This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 2 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.

How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£546.47
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£573.84
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£595.39
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

New Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel 2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual 9+23

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Fag Lung X-Ray Quit Smoking
Pack of Fags Pack of Fags Pack of Fags
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

= about £14.97 per day

Renting my Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel costs the same as smoking 46 fags per day!

Fag Warning
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Taking your Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel on holiday. LINGsWINGS Citroen Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel You can take the Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Power & Speed Flames!

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel 2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
Citroen Down there...
JEZZA!

YOU
can do
143mph

Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel is a 8-speed automatic gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Citroen!
Fuel

with a light
right foot,
you get
43.0mpg

Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 7.5 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 143mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 31D car might jump!
0-60mph time is
Dashboard
7.5secs
Ling Tapping Electric Speaking

Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?

How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£546.47
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£573.84
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£595.39
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

New Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel 2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual 9+23

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Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

New Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel 2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual 9+23

Car or Coronary? Fries
Big Mac Man Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac

If you compare the daily cost of this 2.0 diesel Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel to McDonald's, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you
5 Big Macs...?
I'm Lovin' It!

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SERVICING THIS
CITROEN DISPATCH XL DIESEL
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel Spanners

This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage,
but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal.
Only heavy users or lunatic drivers will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.

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Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE
...unless I tell you otherwise.

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel Private Plates

Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.

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An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

Usually if your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due =
no MOT needed
Usually if your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due =
MOT needed
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel = Easy!
But it's always best to check with the finance company direct as their policies may change
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How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£546.47
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£573.84
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£595.39
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

New Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel 2.0 BlueHDi 145ps Crew Van Enterprise Diesel Manual 9+23

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Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

Citroen Dispatch XL Diesel

9+23
(2 years)

£546.47

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)