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Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

Citroen Berlingo XL Van

9+23
(2 years)

£455.51

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)
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Citroen Berlingo XL Van
Diesel

Fuel -
Diesel

Non-metallic

Paint -
Flat

Manual

Gearbox -
Manual

Citroen Berlingo XL Van
*Brand New*
1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual
2 years
rental
9 + 23
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel
Citroen Berlingo XL Van
£455 .51
per month inc VAT
Ling Loves Idiots

This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 2 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.

How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Berlingo XL Van
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£455.51
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£477.97
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£495.43
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

New Citroen Berlingo XL Van 1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual 9+23

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Fag Lung X-Ray Quit Smoking
Pack of Fags Pack of Fags
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

= about £12.48 per day

Renting my Citroen Berlingo XL Van costs the same as smoking 38 fags per day!

Fag Warning
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Taking your Citroen Berlingo XL Van on holiday. LINGsWINGS Citroen Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel You can take the Citroen Berlingo XL Van abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Power & Speed Flames!

Citroen Berlingo XL Van 1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual

Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel
Citroen Down there...
JEZZA!

YOU
can do
155mph

Gearbox: Crunching away in this sexy Citroen Berlingo XL Van is a 7-speed automatic gearbox which means you will enjoy speeding along in this Citroen!
Fuel

with a light
right foot,
you get
27.0mpg

Performance: Hold on to your seatbelts! If you drive flat out, you can scorch from 0-60mph in just 4.2 seconds! If you keep going (downhill, with a following wind, avoiding the radar traps) you will bust 155mph!!! This may affect your licence and getting points means the insurance on this group 50E car might jump!
0-60mph time is
Dashboard
4.2secs
Ling Tapping Electric Speaking

Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?

How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Berlingo XL Van
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£455.51
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£477.97
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£495.43
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

New Citroen Berlingo XL Van 1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual 9+23

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Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

New Citroen Berlingo XL Van 1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual 9+23

Car or Coronary? Fries
Big Mac Man Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac

If you compare the daily cost of this 1.5 diesel Citroen Berlingo XL Van to McDonald's, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you
4¼ Big Macs...?
I'm Lovin' It!

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SERVICING THIS
CITROEN BERLINGO XL VAN
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel Spanners

This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage,
but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal.
Only heavy users or lunatic drivers will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.

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Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE
...unless I tell you otherwise.

Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel Private Plates

Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.

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An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

Usually if your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due =
no MOT needed
Usually if your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due =
MOT needed
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel = Easy!
But it's always best to check with the finance company direct as their policies may change
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How many miles do you drive?
Citroen Berlingo XL Van
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£455.51
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£477.97
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£495.43
per month
inc VAT
Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

New Citroen Berlingo XL Van 1.5 BlueHDi 100ps 950kg Van Driver Diesel Manual 9+23

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Citroen Berlingo XL Diesel

Citroen Berlingo XL Van

9+23
(2 years)

£455.51

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)