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BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon

6+23
(2 years)

£3,241.90

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)
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BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
Petrol

Fuel -
Petrol

Non-metallic

Paint -
Flat

Automatic

Gearbox -
Auto

BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
*Brand New*
4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic
2 years
rental
6 + 23
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe
BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
£3,241 .90
per month inc VAT
Ling Loves Idiots

This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 2 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.

How many miles do you drive?
BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£3,241.90
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£3,342.49
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£3,433.20
per month
inc VAT
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

New BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon 4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic 6+23

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BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

= about £88.82 per day

Renting my BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon costs the same as smoking 273 fags per day!

Fag Warning
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Taking your BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon on holiday. LINGsWINGS BMW Alpina BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe You can take the BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Power & Speed Flames!

BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon 4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic

BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe
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Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?

How many miles do you drive?
BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£3,241.90
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£3,342.49
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£3,433.20
per month
inc VAT
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

New BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon 4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic 6+23

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BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

New BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon 4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic 6+23

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If you compare the daily cost of this 4.4 petrol BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon to McDonald's, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you
29¾ Big Macs...?
I'm Lovin' It!

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SERVICING THIS
BMW ALPINA 8 SERIES SALOON
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe Spanners

This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage,
but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal.
Only heavy users or lunatic drivers will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.

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Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE
...unless I tell you otherwise.

BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe Private Plates

Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.

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An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

Usually if your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due =
no MOT needed
Usually if your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due =
MOT needed
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe = Easy!
But it's always best to check with the finance company direct as their policies may change
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How many miles do you drive?
BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(20,000 total)
£3,241.90
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(30,000 total)
£3,342.49
per month
inc VAT
20,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£3,433.20
per month
inc VAT
BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

New BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon 4.4 B8 Bi Switch- Turbo (621bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol AWD Tronic Petrol Automatic 6+23

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BMW Alpina 8 Series Gran Coupe

BMW Alpina 8 Series Saloon

6+23
(2 years)

£3,241.90

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)