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BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

BMW 3 Series Saloon

3+47
(4 years)

£1,393.20

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)
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BMW 3 Series Saloon
Petrol

Fuel -
Petrol

Non-metallic

Paint -
Flat

Automatic

Gearbox -
Auto

BMW 3 Series Saloon
*Brand New*
xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic
4 years
rental
3 + 47
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions
BMW 3 Series Saloon
£1,393 .20
per month inc VAT
Ling Loves Idiots

This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 4 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.

How many miles do you drive?
BMW 3 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£1,393.20
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

New BMW 3 Series Saloon xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic 3+47

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Pack of Fags
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

= about £38.17 per day

Renting my BMW 3 Series Saloon costs the same as smoking 117 fags per day!

Fag Warning
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Taking your BMW 3 Series Saloon on holiday. LINGsWINGS BMW BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions You can take the BMW 3 Series Saloon abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Power & Speed Flames!

BMW 3 Series Saloon xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic

BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions
BMW Down there...
Ling Tapping Electric Speaking

Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?

How many miles do you drive?
BMW 3 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£1,393.20
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

New BMW 3 Series Saloon xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic 3+47

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BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

New BMW 3 Series Saloon xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic 3+47

Car or Coronary? Fries
Big Mac Man BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions
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If you compare the daily cost of this petrol BMW 3 Series Saloon to McDonald's, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you
12¾ Big Macs...?
I'm Lovin' It!

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SERVICING THIS
BMW 3 SERIES SALOON
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions Spanners

This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage,
but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal.
Only heavy users or lunatic drivers will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.

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Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE
...unless I tell you otherwise.

BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions Private Plates

Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.

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An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

Usually if your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due =
no MOT needed
Usually if your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due =
MOT needed
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions = Easy!
But it's always best to check with the finance company direct as their policies may change
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How many miles do you drive?
BMW 3 Series Saloon
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£1,393.20
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

New BMW 3 Series Saloon xDrive M3 Competition M (530bhp) Saloon 4dr Petrol Step Auto Petrol Automatic 3+47

BMW BMW BMW BMW
BMW 3 Series Saloon Special Editions

BMW 3 Series Saloon

3+47
(4 years)

£1,393.20

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)