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BMW 5 Series Touring

BMW 5 Series Touring

3+47
(4 years)

£891.68

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)
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BMW 5 Series Touring
Petrol

Fuel -
Petrol

Non-metallic

Paint -
Flat

Automatic

Gearbox -
Auto

BMW 5 Series Touring
*Brand New*
520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic
4 years
rental
3 + 47
BMW 5 Series Touring
BMW 5 Series Touring
£891 .68
per month inc VAT
Ling Loves Idiots

This is Personal Contract Hire...
...what does this mean?

You don't own the car, you just rent it for 4 years then you just hand back. You can apply to buy it at the end, but this is at the discretion of the finance company. Usually you just rent it and then give it back - and you are free to get another car, or walk away. Your choice. Renting this car is like renting a daily rental car for a longer contract. Personal Contract Hire is a beautiful easy product, see? I get my own cars using this method.

How many miles do you drive?
BMW 5 Series Touring
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£891.68
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 5 Series Touring

New BMW 5 Series Touring 520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic 3+47

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Pack of Fags Pack of Fags Pack of Fags
Pack of Fags
BMW 5 Series Touring

= about £24.43 per day

Renting my BMW 5 Series Touring costs the same as smoking 75 fags per day!

Fag Warning
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Taking your BMW 5 Series Touring on holiday. LINGsWINGS BMW BMW 5 Series Touring You can take the BMW 5 Series Touring abroad to any normal destination (usually excluding dodgy places like Albania, etc), but you should apply for a VE103 form from the finance company before you go, which proves to the damn foreign police that you have permission to use the car.
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Power & Speed Flames!

BMW 5 Series Touring 520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic

BMW 5 Series Touring
BMW Down there...
Ling Tapping Electric Speaking

Are you ready to order yet?

...or do you need more info?

How many miles do you drive?
BMW 5 Series Touring
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£891.68
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 5 Series Touring

New BMW 5 Series Touring 520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic 3+47

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BMW 5 Series Touring

New BMW 5 Series Touring 520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic 3+47

Car or Coronary? Fries
Big Mac Man BMW 5 Series Touring
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac
Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac Big Mac

If you compare the daily cost of this petrol BMW 5 Series Touring to McDonald's, CAN YOU BELIEVE the same money only buys you
8¼ Big Macs...?
I'm Lovin' It!

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SERVICING THIS
BMW 5 SERIES TOURING
BMW 5 Series Touring Spanners

This car deal does not include servicing. You have to get the car serviced at the manufacturer scheduled intervals and mileage.
Most contracts allow this to be done by a non-franchised garage,
but some finance companies (mainly VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat and BMWs and some Mercedes contracts) insist on using the franchised dealer. It is hard to know exactly until we all see the finance agreements.
Whatever, if you use the car normally, the servicing requirements will be minimal.
Only heavy users or lunatic drivers will ever need to replace brake pads, for example.

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Your car will be on the LATEST REG PLATE
...unless I tell you otherwise.

BMW 5 Series Touring Private Plates

Most cars can have private plates put on BEFORE delivery. In these cases I will need the retention certificate with the "nominee" made out to whichever finance company I use. You can usually change to a private plate AFTER delivery, too - but in this case the finance company may apply a small fee.

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An MOT is due on a new car's third birthday. As a coincidence, many cars on three year contracts are returned to the finance company on their third birthday, too!

Usually if your car goes back BEFORE the MOT is due =
no MOT needed
Usually if your car goes back AFTER the MOT is due =
MOT needed
BMW 5 Series Touring = Easy!
But it's always best to check with the finance company direct as their policies may change
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How many miles do you drive?
BMW 5 Series Touring
10,000
miles per year
(40,000 total)
£891.68
per month
inc VAT
15,000
miles per year
(60,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
20,000
miles per year
(80,000 total)
£ get quote
I reply
quickly!
BMW 5 Series Touring

New BMW 5 Series Touring 520i M Sport (208bhp) Estate 5dr Petrol Automatic Petrol Automatic 3+47

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BMW 5 Series Touring

BMW 5 Series Touring

3+47
(4 years)

£891.68

at 10,000 miles/year
per month inc VAT
ONLY!
(Note to Americans: the £ is like the $, except bigger.)